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What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? What do you call an elf who sings? Elves use what kind of money? What does Santa say when Mrs. Claus asks for the weather forecast? Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

What is the best work union in the world? The rein deer union. Full pay, food, housing and only need to work one night a year. What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party? For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving. Is anyone else waiting until December 22nd to Christmas shop?

Just in case the Mayans were right? A man applying for credit at a department store. What do you do for a living? What do you do after Christmas? A multinational company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of Champagne, but on inspection each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly. The Swede asked for new Champagne in the same glass.

The Englishman demanded to have new Champagne in a new glass. The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the Champagne. The Russian drank the Champagne, fly and all. The Chinese ate the fly but left the Champagne. The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese. The Italian drank two thirds of the Champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.

The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish. The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the Champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman. The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted: A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for funerals.

The computer then finds the name of the deceased from the previous funeral and replaces it with the name of the deceased for the upcoming one. Jennifer was a pretty 18 year old girl.

In the week before Christmas she sauntered up to the curtain counter, and was trying to decide which of the many types of tinsel she would buy. Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section: The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said: With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the boy measured out the tinsel, wrapped up the garland, and gave it to Jennifer.

She then called to an old man who had been browsing through the Christmas trees and said: It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said: Do these turkeys get any bigger? Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner.

The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited … and waited. It was just before Christmas, and the jailer was in a happy mood. Liked these funny Christmas jokes for adults?

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